AM Quickies - Massages, Teases, Marijuana

$18,000 worth of City Hall-sponsored Happy Endings - LA Observed

Five spoilerish "teases" for this season's Lost - E!

Nevada religious leaders behind new NV pot legalization - Las Vegas Sun

Safe Surrender bill vetoed by Governator; cold feet moms only have 72 hours to drop off unwanted babes, not 30 days - Mayor Sam

Griffith Observatory to re-open in one month - Daily Breeze

Homeless no more! Sleep on Skid Row streets in daytime, get a free escort to three hots and a cot in jail - LA Times

40 yr old El Duque too hurt to pitch today, 40 yr old Glavine might get the nod to face the Dodgers - LAT

David Beckham is Maddox Jolie's new soccer coach; bro is the new Golden Child - WWTDD

Republican boy-chaser deemed a Democrat by O'Reilly - via Martini Republic

Book bags. Purses made from books. - via Metafilter

lifeguard tryout photo by steve mac via flickr