This video is ten minutes long, far longer than most men will ever spend in a public men's room, but it covers some fairly important points -- like why you shouldn't talk in there, or where you should piss when given a choice of several urinals.
And it's funny.
We're certain that women have their own public-facilities rules that probably aren't as blatantly based in homophobia as this, so we await that film when it's released. So to speak.




haha - that was briliant
In my dealings with women, I've found that due to the privacy that most women's rooms have, there is very little talking, unless of course that is the reason they went into the restroom. Private conversations galore, I'm sure.
I've heard they have couches and stuff too.