Move To Hawaii. Live To Be 80.

Did you know that where you live equals when you'll die? Well, sort of.

NPR reports that according to a new Harvard study, your location, how much you earn, and many other duh factors contribute to how long your life will be.

That’s good news for Californians. We rank number 10 in the nation for longevity, which puts us in the… let’s see… fifty… plus a district… carry the one… divide by percentile squared… equals… the top 10!

In your face West Virginia!

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