Madonna Is A Bitch

Ok so this is the thing about Madonna. She is out of her fucking mind. She is NOT British and watching her almost "die" from heat in the above clip is absolutely hysterical. LAist can imagine her, stone-faced, sitting inside a burning movie theater. "This place is burning to the ground, everyone get out, quick." She sits so perfectly still while almost dying, talk about poise! She gives hope to little girls everywhere who aspire to commit to a bullshit religion and leave their native country and make promises to spend millions to raise millions to build school on yet a third continent.