A Couple of Things to Doo Doo This Weekend

"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act." --German police spokesman commenting on the mysterious prankster(s) responsible for the 2,000-3,000 piles of doody decorated with flags featuring George W. Bush.

Whether you're spoofing our chief pootentate or taking a more festive approach to the scourge of dog defecation, I salute you, sidewalk artistes.