What's a F-O-B Mr. Mayor?

Ohhhhh, you meant key fob when talking about dangerous devices on airplanes minutes ago at the LAX news conference about today's events. Your tiny blunders are so cute and we thank you for keeping LA safe.

We also think that pink polo t-shirt you wore to the Tofu Festival last year was superbly dapper. We hope to see you there again this year!

Photo of the Mayor not at the Tofu Festival by jimw via Flickr