LAist gets jacked; gets back

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Warning: First Person Article.

I was sitting at Starbucks in South Pas today, working on my laptop, talking to a client, when the door burst open behind me and a guy reached over, grabbed my computer, and took off running.

I jumped up without thinking. Before I closed the cell phone I was screaming "stop motherfucker, motherfuckin thief!" running hell-for-metal in my Spanish boots after this guy in Nikes as he sprinted down the block into a residential neighborhood.

Now: A word about backing up your files. You should always back up your files. That's the word. Also, keeping clients' credit cards mingled with personal diaries on your machine means you keep it chained to your body at all times, which I do (I won't even leave it in my house when I go out to a club), and so having someone grab it from right in front of you is like having someone steal your livelihood, your future and your dirty laundry all at once.

The only thing going through my head was that I couldn't let him get out of my sight.

A few steps and another gangster came running out of Starbucks behind me, blue tattoos all up his neck. He was chasing me, and I was chasing my life, down a sunny residential street.

The guy with my laptop hit the corner; I was right behind him. There was a brand-new (SUV) parked there with two more shaved-headed cholos.

I was screaming, "Give it to me! I'll give you money!":

The guy behind me wanted into the car so they could take off. But he thought money sounded like a good idea. He said, "give us the money." I said, "I don't have any on me, but I'll get it." He got in, took the laptop from the guy who'd stolen it. "Give me the money and I'll get it back for you."

"Hey," someone in the car yelled, "this guy's a pussy."

The guy in the backseat started closing the door...I got my fingers in it...he was trying to slam it on my fingers and I kept it pried open.

Somehow, now, my hands had reached in and were on the laptop; we were struggling over it and it ended up in my possession.

I started backing away from the SUV.

The secondary man got out and stood covering the license plate. I held my hand up in front of my eyes and said, "I'm not looking."

The guy who initially stole my livelihood didn't think it was such a hot idea to let me get away. He jumped out and started chasing me, and then I started running.

He was right behind me, gaining, trying to trip me; I had two blocks ahead of me before there was even a chance of getting someone to help; I almost slipped on a branch; I'm a fucking geek running down a suburban street with a fucking laptop, screaming "HELP! POLICE!" being chased by scary ass gangsters.
It wasn't till later I realized I guess they coulda shot me, but it's good for them they didn't considering there were lots of witnesses. Still, I told the cops I wouldn't press charges and didn't want to file a report.

What the fuck. No one got hurt.

A chinese girl is sitting at Starbucks with her mouth hanging open as I go running by. She saw the whole thing. I say "call..........cops................"

But I learned a long time ago that people in this country never call the cops for anything. You could skin someone alive in the middle of Pershing Square and no one would call the cops.

Fuck it. I don't even like cops. Sure, the cops showed up, I talked to them, but couldn't or wouldn't describe the guys and couldn't or wouldn't give details. I figure, I'm lucky to be alive; why make a bad thing worse? I about had a heart attack; I haven't run that hard since Junior High (I believe the cops were chasing me then...caught me trespassing an abandoned house up on Mulholland...food for another article, I guess.) But hey: I work hard, and the only thing I ever stole was a pair of bowling shoes. I mostly think people are good and in spite of my paranoia, well, I just don't expect anarchy to bust out in the middle of my coffee. Then again, a neighbor told me (after I told him this story) that he'd seen two LAPD cops going through my garbage a few days ago. If that's true, and I know this is a stretch, but maybe they decided they wanted the private data on my laptop (my website gets more hits from the department of homeland security than from anywhere else, on account of my leftist/social libertarian leanings) and maybe they hired some thugs to grab it so as not to have to stage a raid that would bring the ACLU to my aid. Like I said, it's a stretch. But it did happen in my first novel, and things I write seem to come true. (No French Tobacco in America anymore? Jeb running for Pres in 2008? US invades Iran in Sep. 2006? I made that prediction in '04.)

And the thugs, well, they got away. Who knows where; who cares.

My blood got up. Total paranoia. I loaded the fuckin shotgun when I got home, waiting to be somehow tracked down. If there's respect now, then there's respect, and we're cool. I hope that can be the case. If these guys were filling a government contract then I have no beef with them; if they were just practicing some snatching then I just ask they respect my person and my private shit. I don't take it personal. And, y'know, thanks for not killing me; I hope you know I'd do the same, and not kill you either, if I was the one driving the brand-new SUV, instead of the piece of shit with no air conditioning and the cracked windshield. I don't really want to be friends, but hey, can't we all just get along?

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why call the cops when retards like you don't press charges?

uh, personally I don't want to get fucking killed. there's a difference between calling the cops when you see somebody about to get killed in front of you, and putting yourself in a position where you're going to spend every day of your life in fear of retalation. I'm really not sure how you can draw any kind of equivalence between those things, but I guarantee that if you were in my position, you would have desperately wanted police to show up as you were running from crazed muthafuckers just as you would desperately need to keep yourself from spending six months in fear waiting to prosecute some guys who'd get probation and then come knocking and probably kill you the next day. I don't think it's retarded at all: it certainly doesn't mean there's no reason to call the cops. That's about the most idiotic thing I've ever heard.

thats a crucking frazy story. i don't think that you are retarded either. damn

Did you stage this or just make it up completely?

you definitely need to file a report...

if only to make sure that the crime statistics are accurate.

If LAPD does not know about problem areas (and they only know from reports filed with them) how can they ever focus on preventing crimes?

Exactly which Starbucks was this? Were there witnesses?

I believe it. My homie is in a wheelchair and was working on his laptop, when a dickhead did the same thing, snatched his computer and ran off. That's real uncool.

there are about 10 million people living in LA county. do you really think a person that makes their money stealing is going to have the means/resources to find you? maybe you have been watching too much 24? stand up for yourself and do the community good by getting these people off the streets.

in reality, they (along with the department of homeland security) just need to google "south pas + gangsta + muthafuckers" and there you are.....

I recall my mom telling me when I was little that if anyone ever tried to grab me to scream "fire" as loud as I good. People care more about their shit, naturally, and "fire" could hurt their shit - so they're more likely to react. Or at least come watch.

And the Pershing Square comment is partially accurate. I remember readings some articles about how it's much better to be in peril on a lonely moutain highway than in an urban area. On the lonely mountain highway - or any other sparsely populated area - people are more likely to hear your cries and think "uh-oh, better help." In urban areas, people assume with SO many others around SOMEONE will have called for help. But if everyone thinks that . . . . you end up stabbed in Pershing Square.

Moral: freakin' call the cops if you hear someone in trouble.

Laptops need to come equiped with blue ink packs or a special device that started blaring out Hank Williams Sr tunes at high volumne when stolen.

You ARE lucky to be alive. People are killed for much much less.

You're an idiot for not filing a police report. As such, you are contributing to the now-to-be-more-frequent laptop snatchings.

you can file an 'anonymous' police report.

Were you outside with your laptop? Because I know that Starbucks - I go to Phoenix next door all the time. It's always busy and scattered with random chairs. Plus, South Pas is not your normal hangout spot for cholos who randomly run into Starbucks to steal a laptop.....

I guess this is why I don't run around coffee shops with my laptop. Besides it being a pain in the butt, of course.

Which Starbucks was this? I mean there's only a few in South Pasadena but it would be cool to know which one to avoid.

Which Starbucks was this? There are only a few in South Pasadena but it would be cool to know exactly which one to avoid.

On Fair Oaks just north of the 110.

No. It happened at the one on Huntington and Fremont...not the one in the photo above.

Josh Strike -- Jesus farkin' christ! That is the craziest thing I've read all week.

Well, except for the gov't going through your trash, and possibly (pointlessly) stealing your laptop. That part isn't surprising.

Let Tony know we should discuss this when I'm back in LA.

Despite my love & devotion for the lyric "When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun?", this may not be the ideal time to follow Paul Simonon's advice. Sounds like somebody is setting you up. Careful out there ....

I agree with how you handled it!

I think the most important line is, "if they were just snatching... i don't take it personally." Shit happens. Being robbed sucks, but if you're okay and your data is safe, you're a lucky man!

Retaliation is without question the worst part of any situation. Pointing the finger at "some cholos in an SUV" does absolutely NO GOOD, other than giving you a reason to always have to look over your shoulder. Being able to say, "fuck it, I'm over it," is a very good thing.

the important thing is you are ok and didn't get stabbed, shot or both. the rest doesn't matter. a laptop, no matter how important, isn't worth your life.

glad you're ok.

I always wondered if anyone would ever walk into a coffeeshop and grab my laptop. Now I know. Thank you for sharing.

You know what? They were right, you are a pussy.

It's irresponsible people like you that make the city unlivable. You go along with being a victim, talking about "respect" for the very hoods that tried to turn you into a victim. They had no respect for you, I assure you, not for your property, not for your safety, not for your sense of mind. You refused to do that most basic of duties that we are all called upon from time to time as citizens, the duty to stand as witness. You only stood up to hold onto your own material goods, your precious computer, but you didn't stand up and do your duty for your community. What about the next person these thugs attack? What if instead of just running, they hit someone in the head to get their computer? Or throw them to the curb? Or, indeed, shoot them?

You had a chance to try and make sure that might not happen by filing a police report and describing them, down to the last detail of their SUV. You had a chance to stand up for your community and your neighbors. You had a chance to help put a collar on some predators before they hurt someone else. Because you didn't, they will continue to roam the jungle, next time finding an even softer prey. The fact that you wouldn't even stand up for your rights and the rights of your neighbors not to be victimized makes you unworthy of those rights. Whether it's George Bush mangling our constitution, or witless thugs striking violence in the street, we all have a duty, every one of us, to speak up and testify against evil. You didn't.

In your world Josh, there is no justice, because no one has the courage to demand it. Yeah, the system isn't perfect and frequently is straight-out broken, but we still must demand our rights. Your paranoid fantasies about the L.A.P.D. are just convenient excuses to keep you from taking responsibility for yourself and those around you. We get the city, and the country, that we deserve. I'm embarrassed to share a city with you.

well, easy for you to say, and you're probably right, from the perspective of whatever comfy suburban den you crawled out of. But your post was shitty, your anger's misplaced, and you're frankly way the fuck out of line. You don't understand what it's like to be worried that your girlfriend or your mother might be attacked walking out of the house for something you said. If I lived in Brentwood I'd file a report, but I don't have the luxury here to do that. These guys' mates have killed several people in my neighborhood in the last few weeks. I'm lucky to be alive, and I want to stay that way. What is clear to me is that it's the PD's job to protect people, and if they can't protect me, I can't help them.
It's all beside the point. Take your high-handed bullshit somewhere else, until you've walked in my shoes and had to sneak in and out of your own apartment when you were sure no one had seen you.

Now I know you are full of shit. Apparently, you know who these guys were? How else would you know that they have committed several murders in your neighborhood in the past few weeks? Where? South Pasadena? Funny I didn't hear about that.

The cushy suburban den I live in is otherwise known as Highland Park. But then again, I don't really expect you to get your facts straight. What I do know is that I too have been victimized by criminals, both while living in a real poverty-stricken country, as well as right here in L.A. In fact, I was the victim of a criminal act last month. And no, I didn't pussy out and slink off, Josh, I did my duty and stood up for myself, like people do who actually give a shit about their city. I've had to do so several times in the last five years in Los Angeles. I did my best to see that the thugs who victimized me didn't get the chance to do the same to others, something you don't seem to care about.

You say, ridiculously, that it is the job of the P.D. to protect you, and yet you refuse to see that you had the chance to help them do exactly that, and you whimped out. The P.D. can't be on every street corner, nor would we want to live in a society where they were. But when a crime is reported, they can find the criminal and see that he is no longer on the streets that we all share. But the police can't do their job when selfish bastards like you won't do yours. That's how it works, Josh. We have to help each other.

You know, I try real hard not to make statements that aren't backed up by fact, but this whole story is starting to stink. I wonder if it wasn't a deadline-induced daydream. I hope for your sake it wasn't because if you really did act this way, you should be ashamed. Let's hope that it never really happened.

Oh, and while I don't know if this actually applies to you, you should know brother, that one commonly reported side effect of excessive marijuana consumption can be irrational paranoia. We all love an occasional bowl, but when you are sure that they are out to get you, it's time to put down the pipe.

There's a real simple solution to all of that. Spend $40 on a cable lock and lock it to your table or chair. The crooks go for the low hanging fruit. If they see your cable lock, they'll probably hit the jerk next to you who doesn't have one. Or if they don't see it, they'll drop it as soon as there's resistance.

I think Spence has a good point. What is the real story here? Mr. Strike, do you know these guys personally? Is that how you know their friends killed several people in your neighborhood?

Because if that is the case, and if the police are still investigating those homicides, then you have the important responsibility of telling the police what you know about these people (what they look like, details about their car, etc.) The case of the stolen laptop becomes a case of multiple homicide.

You, like everyone else, really do have to do your part as a responsible citizen and report the crime. If everyone acts the way you do and refuses to report out of fear, then criminals will become emboldened and crime will just get worse. And I don't think it's fair to tell people they must live cushy lives in safe suburbia because they feel this way; I definitely don't live in posh South Pas, and I feel as Spence does.

I would like to know the whole story.

ONE: I do not know them personally, I had never seen them before the incident. I do not for a fact know that their mates were involved in any homicides, all I know is they were from a local gang, and the local gangs kill ppl around here all the time, and I don't want anything to do with them, and I'm definitely not going into some witness protection program over it. If you think the police don't know that gang members here are dangerous, you're crazy. They know. But they're not going to be there to protect me if I go and get these guys busted on a minor charge and a week later they're out and threatening my family.

TWO: I don't smoke pot, you can ask anyone I know. I resent the implication and the attempt to smear me. Your ad hominem attacks are pointless, and again, seriously misplaced. Get a life.

THREE: I don't have deadlines. I write here when I want to, and I don't get paid. Again, ad hominem attacks. You feel you need to attack someone for having done something you would never be able to do. I know why I'm writing here...it has nothing to do with making myself feel better at other peoples' expense. Do you?

FOUR: I have no further information about any crimes other than what happened to me. Again, I resent the implication that I'm somehow protecting criminals. I had something awful happen to me and am lucky to have gotten out alive, and the idea that I somehow wronged you personally in the process is sick and absurd. What kind of human being are you?

You've got too much time on your hands. I don't know who you think appointed you the moral arbiter of how one ought to handle being victimized by criminals, but I'm not the one to blame for what happened to me, and again, you are way the hell out of line. Take your shit out on someone else.

So you don't want to press charges because you don't want to get killed.
There is a name for people like you: cowards. You are letting thieves intimidate you and others. This is how they get away with that kind of crime.
Nice job, pussy.

All I can say to the people who've attacked me here is that you lack compassion and decency, even when trying to explain that you're somehow more decent than I am. I went through some extremely traumatic shit that I'm lucky to have survived, spent the next three days in pain from head to toe, and you've got the gall to badger me and insult me.

I can't even walk down the street right now without freaking out. And you're judging me.

By all means, go ahead and congratulate yourselves on what superior human beings you are; your scruples are all in the right places. Feel free to insult me. Sure! I'm a pussy. If I ran to the police and begged for their protection, that would make me a big, strong man like you. You're right. I'm a moral coward. I'm the decline of Western Civilization. I'm the ruin of Los Angeles. Forget it; why be ashamed of living in a city with thousands and thousands of gangbangers, or in a country where 1 in 100 are in prison, when you can be ashamed of a guy like me, who never wanted anything but to drink a cup of coffee and work, and now -- pussy that I am -- am afraid to even leave my house.

I guess I'm a perfect target for idiots like you. Normally it wouldn't bother me but I'm not feeling that great since this thing and it's just SO APPALLING TO ME that there are people as compassionless as you attacking me over it.

Where are your grandiose morals, where's your sense of the civil and the urbane when it comes to insulting people you don't know and have never met? If you're so moral, where's your sense of sympathy? Where's your humanity? Or are you just perfect law-abiding machines? Is that really what it takes to have a just society?

Jesus. Take a look at yourselves. You should be ashamed. The fact that people like you even read my posts makes me sick. If I had any ill-will for anyone, I'd have it toward you. I'd rather have the thugs who robbed me over to dinner than a pack of sniveling little jackals and snitches like you supposedly upstanding citizens.

Josh,
It's because I have sympathy for the victims of crime, having been one myself, that your post infuriated me. You had a chance to contribute, in however minor a fashion, to doing something about crime, and you refused. Then you tried to excuse your refusal with some cockamamie conspiricy theory about the L.A.P.D. trying to steal your laptop.

Listen, I know how bad it can be to be a victim. I also know how indifferent cops can be. I once had a gun held to my forehead by a jittery junkie who robbed me of the only spending money I had for a month, only to have the local police (this was overseas) refuse to even bother with the paperwork. I know how devastating it can be to be attacked, how it can fill you with fear and make you ill at ease to even walk down the street. I'm totally sympathetic.

But the problem here is that you still refuse to acknowlege that you failed to do the right thing. You still insist that refusing to cooperate with the cops was the best thing to do, to allow these thugs to go merrily on their way and to find their next victim. For those of us who have been there, that kind of abrogation of justice is far too much to swallow. You should go back to South Pasadena, walk into the polise station on Mission, and file the proper report that you should have done when it was all fresh in your memory. Until you do so, you are the one who has to live with doing nothing. Lashing out ain't going to make the guilt go away, man.

BTW, if you don't want people who disagree with you to read your posts, you shouldn't post them to a public forum on the internet. That takes a bit of thick skin, brother. As for the ad hominum, I said that the pot comment may not apply to you, and if it doesn't, I apologize for the implication. I've smoked enough weed to know what I'm talking about though, and it seemed a likely explanation. And yeah, I doubted your story, because, as you acknowledged by clarifying yourself above, in your previous reply, you indicated that you had special knowlege of unsolved murders in your neighborhood. You gotta admit, that's a stretch.

You may not have a problem with pot, Josh, and good on you, but you do have another problem. By seeking to inflate the forces against you by claiming that the men who tried to rob you were murderers and that the PD might have conspired to steal your computer, you reveal another addiction entirely. An addiction to exaggeration. How do you expect your readers not to call bullshit on that?

I'm sorry you got robbed, man. And I'm pissed off that you helped them get away. End of story.

Josh,
It's because I have sympathy for the victims of crime, having been one myself, that your post infuriated me. You had a chance to contribute, in however minor a fashion, to doing something about crime, and you refused. Then you tried to excuse your refusal with some cockamamie conspiricy theory about the L.A.P.D. trying to steal your laptop.

Listen, I know how bad it can be to be a victim. I also know how indifferent cops can be. I once had a gun held to my forehead by a jittery junkie who robbed me of the only spending money I had for a month, only to have the local police (this was overseas) refuse to even bother with the paperwork. I know how devastating it can be to be attacked, how it can fill you with fear and make you ill at ease to even walk down the street. I'm totally sympathetic.

But the problem here is that you still refuse to acknowlege that you failed to do the right thing. You still insist that refusing to cooperate with the cops was the best thing to do, to allow these thugs to go merrily on their way and to find their next victim. For those of us who have been there, that kind of abrogation of justice is far too much to swallow. You should go back to South Pasadena, walk into the polise station on Mission, and file the proper report that you should have done when it was all fresh in your memory. Until you do so, you are the one who has to live with doing nothing. Lashing out ain't going to make the guilt go away, man.

BTW, if you don't want people who disagree with you to read your posts, you shouldn't post them to a public forum on the internet. That takes a bit of thick skin, brother. As for the ad hominum, I said that the pot comment may not apply to you, and if it doesn't, I apologize for the implication. I've smoked enough weed to know what I'm talking about though, and it seemed a likely explanation. And yeah, I doubted your story, because, as you acknowledged by clarifying yourself above, in your previous reply, you indicated that you had special knowlege of unsolved murders in your neighborhood. You gotta admit, that's a stretch.

You may not have a problem with pot, Josh, and good on you, but you do have another problem. By seeking to inflate the forces against you by claiming that the men who tried to rob you were murderers and that the PD might have conspired to steal your computer, you reveal another addiction entirely. An addiction to exaggeration. How do you expect your readers not to call bullshit on that?

I'm sorry you got robbed, man. And I'm pissed off that you helped them get away. End of story.

I get your fear and stress over the incident and while many have made rather indelicate suggestions about future courses of action - I do agree that even if you'd just make an anonymous call to the cops so they can adjust their stats, that be helpful. Someone robbed my car once (and no, I'm not comparing the incidents) and while trying to decide what to do about it - knowing full well the chances of getting my stuff back were slim to none - a neighborhood patrol officer rode by and I stopped and asked him about it. He agreed that finding my stuff or whomever did it was unlikely, but also said that crime stats help departments decide where to beef up patrols, etc.

The police took an incident report; several witnesses at Starbucks gave full reports; two of the guys were caught on videotape. If they're caught, the state will prosecute them. Where I'm allegedly lack moral fibre is that, when asked whether I personally would press charges, I said "no."

I think this was a wise decision, and I stand by it.

Lastly, the paranoia -- I never implicated LAPD for anything -- I realize (and said) that it's a stretch that there was any larger reason behind stealing my laptop. However, for my own sense of security, I decided to make my remote suspicion a matter of public record.

if possible, maybe move to another city? crime still happens in other cities, but at least you'll relieve yourself of the paranoia attached to the traumatizing events in the city you're in now.

Josh,

Spence makes a strong argument about one's responsibility to community versus self-interest. I do think that you are allowing yourself to be intimidated by these guys and their reputation. HOWEVER, there are plenty of neighborhoods in LA, even ones close to South Pasadena, where you do not want to be living in the 'hood AND pressing charges against people that live there too. Because that shit can get you killed. So essentially the question for everybody who is flaming Josh is whether your responsibility to your community also includes not doing anything that would result in your unexpected and permanent departure from it.

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