Miss Puerto Rico becomes Miss Universe then Faints

Miss Japan's final question was clearly lost in translation as she was asked what moment in history would she change if she could and answered about how men and women are different because men use their power incorrectly.

Miss USA turned out to be a ditz, Miss Switzerland was dull, Miss Paraguay had no curves and a gap in her front teeth which meant that Miss Puerto Rico with her freakishly (manufactured?) good-looks and f-me lips won it all at the annual event held this year at the Shrine Auditorium.

Plus her dress was insanely hot.

Actually Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, 18, from Salinas, Puerto Rico, was literally so hot that she fainted during a news conference after the pageant. Just like a girl.

"She's OK. She's fine," pageant representative Lark Anton told Reuters. "She got dizzy. It's very hot up here. Her dress is tight -- as you could see it was beaded and heavy. She passed out."

Bonus video from the audience during a taped costume portion of the event-- after the jump