Help Bush Win

OMG so like we were on MySpace and we noticed this banner ad jumping around trying to get our attention. It was George Bush boxing. And whattya know, he's boxing Mike Tyson. And strangely Tyson is beating his white ass.

Then we notice that like those annoying banner ads with buzzing flies that you have to swat or Osamas that you have to carpetbomb, this one is inviting us to "Help Bush Win".

So, like, are the 37% of America who still want to help Bush do anything MySpace users logging in from LA?

And why's he gotta be punching a brotha?