One Sentence Spectacular

Oprah Winfrey and her friend Gayle King want to be clear: they’re not gay. - MSNBC

The campaign is part of what the network is calling its "Outernet strategy," an effort to reach viewers "outside their homes as they go about their daily lives," the network said in a statement. - AP

"See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this sh*t and it's over," Mr. Bush told Blair as he chewed on a buttered roll. - CBS2

Paris thinks skinny women "look gross" - MSNBC

"I've done way too many drugs already," Justin, 25, told the magazine when asked if he'd ever want to be elected President of the United States. - Star

Christie Brinkley has dumped her husband Peter Cook for having an affair with his 19-year-old personal assistant (er, isn’t that what 19-year-old personal assistants are for?) who he met when she was working as a -oh, this is rich- clerk in a toy store when was 18-years-old. - goldenfilddle

Desperate to appeal to teens with something other than pencils and backpacks during the crucial back-to-school season, Wal-Mart is launching a highly sanitized, controlled and rather unhip site at walmart.com/schoolyourway - AdAge

"They double-sold plots. My mother might be under Cornelius Jack," she said. - Whittier Daily News*

*yes we know at one's a two sentencer, but come on, those are two pretty sweet sentences.

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