Big Brother 7 Breaks in "The Jack Shack"

Say you're trapped in a "house" on a lot in Burbank with several others including a gaggle of attractive young ladies in bikinis. Every inch of the house is capable of being videotaped by one or more of the dozens of cameras.

Say there's a 24/7 Internet feed tracking your every move for when the network isn't broadcasting your actions. Say there are actual viewers transcribing the best parts.

Say you've been in this house for three weeks with zero privacy, you've gotten drunk a few times, and you got to lick the whipped cream off the legs of a tanned brunette last night.

Then let's say your pal Howie shows you a utility chest that a guy your size might be able to fit in, along with a few tissues and some lotion.

Say, is that cameraman zooming in on the box?