Today's Jessica Simpson's Birthday

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”

“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in jr high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

While shopping and finding candles -
Jessica: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica: Ah...oh, it's unscented.

Nick: Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?
Jessica: Sorry I don't eat buffalo.

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

today Jessica turns 26.