July 10, 2006
Today's Jessica Simpson's Birthday

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”
“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in jr high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
While shopping and finding candles -
Jessica: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica: Ah...oh, it's unscented.
Nick: Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?
Jessica: Sorry I don't eat buffalo.
“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
today Jessica turns 26.



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jessica, mr. wizard and me.
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wasn't it Tuna the cicken of the sea?
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Aww bless 'er! Happy Birthday Jessica!!! xoxo
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She's old now, which is sad.
But with age comes wisdom, like being able to tell a vowel from a continent.
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happy birthday jessica!!
from ur #1 fan chrishonda de'shea turner