Today's Jessica Simpson's Birthday

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”

“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in jr high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

While shopping and finding candles -
Jessica: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica: Ah...oh, it's unscented.

Nick: Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?
Jessica: Sorry I don't eat buffalo.

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

today Jessica turns 26.

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jessica, mr. wizard and me.

wasn't it Tuna the cicken of the sea?

Aww bless 'er! Happy Birthday Jessica!!! xoxo

She's old now, which is sad.
But with age comes wisdom, like being able to tell a vowel from a continent.

happy birthday jessica!!
from ur #1 fan chrishonda de'shea turner

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