Zooey Deschanel had the Best Week Ever

First Jessica from Go Fug Yourself de-Fugged Zooey on Wednesday:

Dress? Cute! Shoes? Cute! Bag? Cute! Pony-tails? We'll allow it. Nude fish-nets with a black frock instead of black tights with a flowery cocktail gown? A huge step in the right direction. Play on, Miss Deschanel. Play on.

then on Friday Raymi the Minx, who pretty much hates everyone jumped on the Z trip and awarded her the "boner of the week" prize.

everytime i am watching a movie with fil and she's innit i turn to him and witchily accuse him of having a fucking crush on her a hundred times and by the end i am so psychotically irrationally jealous i want to jump through a wall of fire i mean a fucking brick wall, AND it's on fire so i am ensured to get all fucked up from the bricks and then set on fire for additional pain.

anyway this bitch is scary and i like that, you can't tell if she has down-syndrome or like a higher essence of beauty that the rest of us lumpheads haven't discovered yet.

All this love for Zooey and she's not even currently starring in a summer blockbuster... or are we mistaken?

photo via Go Fug Yourself