Paris, Lindsay, Chloe, Seacrest, and a Glory Hole

Great, now that we finally got her number, Paris Hilton announces she will be celibate for a year - Guardian (UK)

All we ask is she starts wearing underwear around the help. - I'm Not Obsessed

Good thing we'll always have that 13 year-old Glory Hole on the first floor men's room in Memphis. - Daily Helmsman

Lindsay Lohan lapping up Kabbalah, and being cute with sparklers, is changing her name to Rose. Allegedly. - Female First

Chloe Sevigny once shaved off all of her hair for $500 when she was 17. "Caucasian hair is rare in the wig trade, and my hair was blond and never dyed. I probably should have gotten a lot more money for it." she told the NY Daily News - Star Pulse

Here comes the new Rocketboom chick, same as the old Rocketboom chick - Huffington Post

Enter to win to be Ryan Seacrest's red carpet partner. aka The Worst Contest of the Summer - eonline

And Trent is driving from Detroit to move to LA. Currently he's in Nebraska. Crank "Johnny 99", Pinkie, but drive safely. - Pink is the New Blog