Oh Ohio

Even though these Driving Sleeves are made in New York, for some reason they remind us of Ohio.

They are long sleeves for when you wear short sleeves and drive. "Driving Sleeves protect your arms from harmful UV rays that cause damaging sunburn and increase the risk of skin cancer!"

So let's check in with Ohio.

Ohio man serves a year in the Army in Iraq finding roadside bombs and then destroying them due to a paperwork error. "I honestly believe I helped accomplish something over there, and the men I served with, they are like brothers to me," Dillinger said. "But I can't get past the fact that I should never have been sent there in the first place." - ohio.com

Berea residents tied 200 sparklers together, lit them and tossed it into a copper pipe. Five hurt. "The accident happened in the middle of the street but a home and a car had a few windows blown out. There were bricks placed around the sparklers and officials said one brick was found 225 feet away." - NewsNet5 + video

Akron, we hate you. Today Tom Waits announced that he will play in some random US cities just to rub it in our faces that we don't live anywhere near these places. You are last on his list

08-01 Atlanta, GA - Tabernacle
08-02 Asheville, NC - Thomas Wolfe Auditorium
08-04 Memphis, TN - Orpheum Theatre
08-05 Nashville, TN - Ryman Auditorium
08-07 Louisville, KY - Palace Theatre
08-09 Chicago, IL - Auditorium Theatre
08-11 Detroit, MI - Opera House
08-13 Akron, OH - Akron Civic

"That's a weird looking turkey man. It might be a turkey from outer space." Flightless bird annoys drivers in Cleveland Heights. Mocks humans who cannot, by law, "hunt" the delicious low-fat beef alternative . - WKYC (video)