How the Stars are Celebrating our Nation's Birthday

Lindsay Lohan is lounging at the beach in a bikini - Egotastic

K-Fed is explaining that his laughable single was an ingenius game of reverse psychology, "At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did," Federline said. "That way, when I come out with my real s**t, people are f**king blown away." - Hindustan Times

Rolling Stone Keith Richards is accepting a role in "Pirates of the Carribbean III" in which we can see who can do a better Keefe-as-a-pirate impersonation: Johnny Depp or the guitarist. - AP

Brad, Angelina, Gavin, and Gwen have a play date with their assorted munchkins in Santa Barbara. Competition for the prettiest girl results in a four-way tie. - Just Jared

Pamela Anderson Milfs it up in a bikini. And yes, we don't care what anyone says, we'd still hit it and then brag about it, and so would you - Hollywood Tuna

Kate Hudson in a bikini in Malibu with her precious angel - Just Jared

Jessica Simpson is celebrating the remix of her new single that incorporates Madonna and the Black Eyed Peas. Still sucks. Click to hear the stream - Perez Hilton

Kelly Clarkson's stylist hates her guts - Pop Sugar

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