Come out of the closet, Tom

You've heard that the South Park Scientology episode was pulled. Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote, in a statement to Variety, "So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!" (via MTV news) Well, Xenu's now up one over the forces of L. Ron, thanks to YouTube.

LA Spotting: The Scientology Center, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Nicole Kidman, R. Kelly, and of course L. Ron Hubbard