LAist: The David Caruso Drinking Game

chrisRodriguez

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:27:01 -0800

hi david caruso its me chrisRodriguez it has bean a long time.

Matt and Stephanie

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 21:42:36 -0800

Nice work, but you missed a few key rules. 1. When they do an establishment shot of Miami (even though all the shooting in LA, except for maybe one episode each season), everyone yell "Second Unit"! Everyone who's not first drinks. 2. Whenever they do something super-boring -- my favorites are (a) swabbing something with a Q-tip, and (b) reassembling a shredded piece of paper with tweezers (and, of course, rubber gloves) -- and play sexy techno music, in a darkly lit room, everyone drink! 3. Whenever the latino guy uses his little flashlight to look at something, drink. If its indoors in an unnecessarily dark room, drink twice. If its outside in the daytime (we actually saw that) -- CHUG. 4. Any. Time. H. Pauses. Unnecessarily. in the middle of a sentence. Drink. 5. Wearing the sunglasses indoors? C'mon. Drink up. Holding them at night? Put em away, you're not gonna need them till tomorrow! Drink! 6. Its always the last line before the opening credits. Horatio says something totally Captain Kirk melodramatic. Cartoonish. You know the one. 7. Gratuitous bikini shots. 8. Gratuitous slow mo super close-up internal CGI shots of people's bones breaking, bleeding, bullets going in or coming out, accompanied by scrunchy crunchy chewy noises, like someone's stepping on a tomato in a foley box. We're always wasted by halftime. We're actually starting to cut back on watching, I can't keep showing up at the office hungover Tuesdays.

manu

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:06:28 -0800

it's a perfect match

Karen

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:11:14 -0800

All this blasting of "H" is so true, yet I still like the Miami CSI best. Don't even get me started on the Grishom character in Vegas!!

Dave

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 13:12:19 -0800

How's this for one sip? Each time they show the reluctant/evasive witness from the start of the episode re-appear in the Interview room, 'Ho' accuses the poor soul of lying to him. And with these exact words: "YOU lied to ME". Seriously, this actually happened three times this season, and it's always with the emphasis on ME as if to make it All. About. Horatio. He even does this to witnesses that HE didn't even question the first time around (re. Calleigh and that scared gardener in the latest 'Mala Noche' ep), which only proves how self-centered the H-Man truly is. And maybe throw in another sip for that creepy head tilt thing.

Dave

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 13:11:27 -0800

Dave

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 13:10:50 -0800

erik

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 22:03:41 -0800

maybe take a sip each time he starts talking to someone without looking at them, and then turns to them for dramatic effect.

Jason

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:12:25 -0800

I love how "H" has conversations. He always says someone's first name (or his pet name for them) before every sentence. Isn't that the sign of a cult leader? He says your name a lot so you'll happily agree to drink his magic heaven water? Not only does "H" love the dark (often purple) suit, it usually is in some kind of shiny fabric for even more scenery chewing fabulousness. Yet, somehow, CSI: Miami is the best of the CSIs.