What to do for New Year's Eve

We aren't going to tell you where to go for the most over-hyped of holidays. Instead, we urge you to take the highly scientific personality quiz the LA Alternative Press has cooked up to help you pick among the zillions of faboo events happening around the southland this Saturday night. Of course you've heard about Giant Village, with its mad DJs and the Flaming Lips; Anon Salon's downtown Circ-O-Six with burlesque and circus performers (beware the penis puppet theater); a sure-to-be bouyant Gridlock at the Paramount lot, hosted by Pamela Anderson. Of course there are zillions of more low-end choices, from rock en español at the Ramada to dancing at The Echo, which is what makes their guide so helpful for those of us still unable to decide.