%$$# My Dust

There's a heartfelt message on the Craig's List Los Angeles "Missed Connections" bulletin board that combines all three of LA's preoccupations: sex, cars and outrageous acts of insensitivity.

Accompanied by the picture to the right, the message was addressed "To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! \@@/ (PIC) - w4m" and goes on from there.

Read it and weep with laughter.