LAist is shocked and saddened that no Southern California school made the cut for the Princeton Review's Top Ten Party School List in its annual survey of American college life.
C'mon USC, we thought you were the best at everything.
Luckily, Pomona College didn't let us down. It topped the list of happiest students.





Yeah, USC is not the crazymad animalhouse party school that it [evidentally] was in the 80s (we do still get props for football player rapists though, right?).
Here's the rub - like 30% of the school is on the row, which is fine if you're a rich douchebag frat boy and can afford a Bimmer or Benzo to lure golddiggers back to your gingerbread male bathhouse for a jolley rogering... Otherwise you're stuck with the slampigs and rejects. Further, since USC is more or less just Orange County displaced, everyone who actually likes to party and would be otherwise partying on the weekend has to return to The OC every weekend to get their wallets recharged and ATZ prescriptions, thus from friday morning to the following tuesday night, the school is a ghosttown. Meh.